A tribute to Cornish comedian Jethro (1948-2021)

Scene: STD clinic waiting room

NURSE A: Howard Ramsbottom to Booth 8 please

NURSE B: Wayne Kerr to Booth 4 please

NURSE C: Wilbur Fakenham to Booth 2 please

NURSE D: Ben Dover and Phil McCracken to Booth 9 please

NURSE E: Isaac Cox to Booth 5 please

NURSE F: José-Maria Rimmer to Booth 1 please

NURSE B: Willie Stroker to Booth 4 please

NURSE D: Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick to Booth 9 please

NURSE B: Mike Hunt to Booth 4 please

NURSE E: Airey Balls to Booth 5 please

NURSE A: Phil Myers to Booth 8 please

NURSE F: Doug Brown to Booth 1 please

NURSE B: Second call for Mike Hunt to Booth 4

NURSE D: Jack Mehoff to Booth 9 please

NURSE C: Gunther Fuchs to Booth 2 please

NURSE E: Alick McManus to Booth 5 please

RECEPTIONIST: Does anybody know where Mike Hunt is?

GETHIN HOLE (sitting in waiting room): On your face, just below your nose

NURSE F: Andy Farquharson to Booth 1 please

NURSE C: Ivor Hardy to Booth 2 please

NURSE A: Mrs Bates and her son Master Bates to Booth 8 please

NURSE D: Daly Morehead to Booth 9 please

NURSE A: Uranus Knightley to Booth 8 please

NURSE E: Dick Long to Booth 5 please

NURSE B: Gethin Hole to Booth 4 please

NURSE D: Ismael Shitti to Booth 9 please

NURSE F: Hu Flung Dung to Booth 1 please

That really is the time to stop...