Britain v Wales (the never-ending war)

The ConDem coalition in London have appointed David Davies, MP for Monmouth (always pronounced Mun-muth by the Brit white-settler tendency in east Wales), as chairman of Westminster’s Welsh affairs select committee. …

World Cup 2010

I am a World Cup-aholic. Life will be on hold for the next month as I drop all other considerations and plan each day around every single one of the 64 matches …

Come to Cardiff!

Having written a mighty tome about Cardiff, a street-by-street trudge from Mavrid Woodbury to Little Greenlane Reen, from Castell Morgraig to The Gut (yes, they all exist), I am in a …

The state of my prostate

At 18 a man micturates (that’s pisses to the likes of you) with the power of a fire-fighter’s hose, able to hit the ceiling with a high-pressure jet that could …

Go man, go!

There is a reason why the mango has not attained the widespread popularity of other tropical fruits: it is a bastard to prepare. You’ve got to peel off the tough, inedible …

The Coalition’s first month

The ConDem Coalition is fully living down to expectations. It took just three short weeks for their first ministerial scandal and resignation – even Blair managed to go a month or two …