A message to our visitors
Neges at ein ymwelwyr
Un messagio ai nostri visitatori
Un mensaje a nuestros visitantes

Regarding our airport, railway system, central station, roads, infrastructure, policing, food, drink, clubs, pubs, shops, hotels, weather, air, aromas, architecture, aesthetics, built environment, natural environment, public realm, waterways, coast, culture, history, politics, ambience, urbanity, prices, amenities, attitude and character….

We are very sorry
Rydym yn ddrwg iawn
Siamo molto dispiaciuti
Lo sentimos mucho.

This is necessarily brief as I must vacate the premises shortly. I’m off to live in a makeshift bivouac in Tremorfa Park for five days while I rent the house out to four hairy-arsed Torinesi ‘businessmen’ (£5k all in – I’m not greedy like some I could mention). I just hope a) it doesn’t rain and b) they don’t nick my valuables – a Maesteg Park Athletic v Newtown programme from the opening Saturday of the League of Wales in 1992 and an irreplaceable pair of heavy-duty tweezers for when rogue earlobe-hairs sprout.