With apologies to E. J. Thribb (age 17½)

So, farewell
Then
Mr Starmer.

Your great
Achievement was to
Last much longer
Than whatsername
Who only
Had the durability of a supermarket
Lettuce –
You were more like
A dented tin of baked
Beans
On the reduced-to-clear
Shelf.

As the worst
Prime Minister since
Your predecessor
Thingummyjig, it’s
No wonder
Everyone
Hated
You.

Keith’s mum predicts
You will
Soon be in the House of Lords as
Lord Starmer of Freebies.

It’s all right for some.