WANTED

FOR THE CRIMES OF:

• Gross misconduct in public office
• Misappropriation and embezzlement of public funds
• Corruption of the public realm
• Deliberate peddling of lies and misinformation
• Sustained attacks on truth, reason, science and objectivity
• Contempt of parliamentary democracy
• Contempt for the rule of law
• Wilful breaches of constitutional law
• Wilful breaches of international treaties
• Personal enrichment at the expense of the common good
• Poisoning of international relationships and diplomacy
• Treasonable prime loyalty to foreign rogue nations and offshore hedge funds
• Breach of trust
• Breach of the due care and diligence requirement
• Breach of basic precautionary principles
• Stirring up racial hatred, bigotry and division
• Inciting violence against political opponents
• Sexual harassment of women

The suspect is readily identifiable by his yellow hair, flabby arse and piggy little eyes that are far too close together. Currently on the run, he should be citizen arrested immediately.