With apologies to E.J.Thribb (age 17½)
Then Boris Johnson,
Kicked out of 10 Downing Street in
To put the tin lid on a career of failure
You were a
Destructive hooray-henry hooligan,
Rotten Mayor of London,
Terrible Foreign Secretary,
Serial spreader of lies and misinformation,
Irresponsible breeder of unknown quantities of children with multiple different women,
Inveterate bullshitter and
In other words supremely well qualified to
In your two years of fiasco and farce as Prime Minister
You confirmed that to be a Conservative is to
Be mentally ill –
In your case, a pathological liar,
Braying nincompoop and
With galloping narcissistic personality disorder.
You wanted to be King of the World
But only succeeded in becoming the first sitting PM ever
To be a convicted criminal.
Your legacy is clear: a failed, non-functioning State
And the title of worst Prime Minister in UK history.
And, given the standard
Of your predecessors,
That is truly saying something!
Even those non-achievements
Since your successor
Shows every sign of
To keep you occupied
Plot your comeback
Lucrative speaking engagements on
The US far-right circuit,
Here’s a puzzle for you to solve.
If you can, rearrange these two words
Into a well-known phrase or saying:
I’m definitely no Tory boy by any stretch of the imagination, but would Labour be any better, the lack of a credible opposition is the biggest problem!
I’m definitely no fan of Labour, but compared to the Tories they are wonderful – the Conservative Party being one of the most odious organisations on the planet. UK politics has increasingly become like US politics, a choice between the Tory/Republican far-right and the Labour/Democrat centre-right. Here in Wales we have another option, an option that more and more Welsh people are turning to: independence from the rotten to the core, incompetent, wicked, failed British State.