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God save us from this king,
He’s just embarrassing
And so rightwing.
Syntax laborious,
Manner vainglorious,
Cheater notorious,
Dripping in bling.

Flunkies and minions,
Staggering trillions
Too vast to count.
Hogwash and weasel words
Subdue the servile herds
And please his latest mount.
Slaves need a king.