With apologies to E. J. Thribb (aged 17½)
So, you have
Been ousted (again)
As leader of
The Conservatives in Wales.
You were a lithe,
Attractive, brainy,
Pale-faced
Highly principled
Charmer,
Completely at ease with brazen lies.
Keith’s mum says RT
Stands for
Rightwing
Twat.
Perhaps
Farage will
Have you.
He’s
Not
Fussy.
“lithe, attractive, brainy, pale-faced highly principled charmer.”
Now that’s really cruel.
Seriously, I wish ARTD well and hope that he can settle into a well-earned obscurity. I am concerned though that without his minders to constrain him as leader of whatever he was actually leader of, he’ll go the full swivel-eyed. Not good for him or for the people around him.