A secular continuation of Carols for Christmas 2017

To the tune of Jingle Bells
Rogue regimes, rogue regimes, all around the globe,
Oh what pain it is to see the rise of the xenophobe.

To the tune of Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer
Starmer the brown-nosed Tory
Is a very stupid man,
Doing the rightwing’s bidding
And an Arsenal fan!

To the tune of White Christmas
I’m dreading one more trite Christmas,
Just like the vulgar trash before,
With the brainless shopping
And spoilt brats stropping
It’s time to bolt every door.

To the tune of Do They Know It’s Christmas?
It’s humbug time, hypocrites need to make a buck,
Pretend they care when they don’t really give a fuck,
And in their world of plenty
They cash in on misery
By doing a lotta work
For charity.

To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town
You better watch out, you better not cry,
Run for the hills, I’m telling you why:
Fascist Don is wearing that frown.

To the tune of The Christmas Song
Children roasted in a random kill
As cruel violence is enforced.
Jewish suffering didn’t teach good will,
Just another holocaust.

To the tune of It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
It’s beginning to look a lot like doomsday
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the floods and fire, it couldn’t be more dire
With human greed the poor Earth’s lethal foe.

To the tune of Happy Xmas (War is Over)
So this is Christmas
And what is it for?
The corporate orgy
Isn’t needed any more.
And so this is Christmas,
Let’s pray it’s the last
And pointless consumption
A thing of the past.

Picture: Public Domain