Fuck. Right, that’s my considered, measured response, now let’s get down to the nitty-gritty. I’m a total geek when it comes to soccer stats. My loft sags under the weight …

♫♫ It’s a long way to Russia ’18, Group D’s just half way through, Best to stay near a handy latrine, For when you need a sudden poo! Goodbye constipation, …

A grand total of 134 people were at Cyncoed Campus last Saturday to watch Cardiff Met play The New Saints (TNS) in the Welsh Premier League (WPL). Cardiff Met’s smallest crowd …

I don’t want to talk about it. I want to talk about something else. I want to talk about human beings, Homo sapiens, those upright, biped, omnivorous, higher chimpanzees with …

What is it about Georgia? We just can’t beat the bloody Caucasian caucus. Given Wales’ equally abysmal record against the other tin-pot, johnny-come-lately nation that fetishises St George, I’m tempted to …

Note: each individual’s date of birth and, if appropriate, death is given in brackets on their first mention  Mediocre Moldova rolled over and Wales cruised to a comfortable 4-0 victory …

Awesome, amazing, astounding…and other # superlatives…and that’s just the ones beginning with ‘A’! I’m looking at it this way: by reaching the semi-finals and losing 2-0 Wales exactly matched the achievement …

I had a really bizarre dream the other night. I dreamt that Wales had got to the semi-finals of the European championships! How ridiculous! And how very unlike me – I’m …

A great victory over a battling but limited Northern Ireland side. Park the bus? Them Micks erected a bleeding terminal and filled it with a fleet of diesel-driven double-deckers! Wales, superior …

WOW! Playing fabulous football, we thrashed the world’s biggest nation, won Group B and are through to the last 16! I’ve died and gone to heaven – and I must say it’s …