To the surprise of nobody Ryan Giggs is the new Wales manager. It is the obvious appointment, and also the correct one. He was, after all, not just a fabulous …

To the tune of Men of Harlech Fuck! We lost and ain’t proceeding, World Cup hopes lie crushed and bleeding, So much for my special pleading, Wales fails again! This …

Again I got my tactics spot on and again I played a blinder. I kept it tight early doors, closing down space and silencing the far-right ultras in Chișinău by …

Each and every day I have no higher aim than this: stress-reduction. If I can eliminate, or even slightly mitigate, some of my many stress triggers (things like timetables, deadlines, …

Fuck. Right, that’s my considered, measured response, now let’s get down to the nitty-gritty. I’m a total geek when it comes to soccer stats. My loft sags under the weight …

♫♫ It’s a long way to Russia ’18, Group D’s just half way through, Best to stay near a handy latrine, For when you need a sudden poo! Goodbye constipation, …

A grand total of 134 people were at Cyncoed Campus last Saturday to watch Cardiff Met play The New Saints (TNS) in the Welsh Premier League (WPL). Cardiff Met’s smallest crowd …

I don’t want to talk about it. I want to talk about something else. I want to talk about human beings, Homo sapiens, those upright, biped, omnivorous, higher chimpanzees with …

What is it about Georgia? We just can’t beat the bloody Caucasian caucus. Given Wales’ equally abysmal record against the other tin-pot, johnny-come-lately nation that fetishises St George, I’m tempted to …

Note: each individual’s date of birth and, if appropriate, death is given in brackets on their first mention  Mediocre Moldova rolled over and Wales cruised to a comfortable 4-0 victory …