Wales 0 Ireland 1

To the tune of Men of Harlech Fuck! We lost and ain’t proceeding, World Cup hopes lie crushed and bleeding, So much for my special pleading, Wales fails again! This …

Moldova 0 Wales 2

Again I got my tactics spot on and again I played a blinder. I kept it tight early doors, closing down space and silencing the far-right ultras in Chișinău by …

Wales 1 Austria 0

Each and every day I have no higher aim than this: stress-reduction. If I can eliminate, or even slightly mitigate, some of my many stress triggers (things like timetables, deadlines, …

Serbia 1 Wales 1

Fuck. Right, that’s my considered, measured response, now let’s get down to the nitty-gritty. I’m a total geek when it comes to soccer stats. My loft sags under the weight …

Ireland 0 Wales 0

♫♫ It’s a long way to Russia ’18, Group D’s just half way through, Best to stay near a handy latrine, For when you need a sudden poo! Goodbye constipation, …

Ill Met by daylight

A grand total of 134 people were at Cyncoed Campus last Saturday to watch Cardiff Met play The New Saints (TNS) in the Welsh Premier League (WPL). Cardiff Met’s smallest crowd …

Wales 1 Serbia 1

I don’t want to talk about it. I want to talk about something else. I want to talk about human beings, Homo sapiens, those upright, biped, omnivorous, higher chimpanzees with …

Dragon drawn

What is it about Georgia? We just can’t beat the bloody Caucasian caucus. Given Wales’ equally abysmal record against the other tin-pot, johnny-come-lately nation that fetishises St George, I’m tempted to …

Wales and the World Cup

Note: each individual’s date of birth and, if appropriate, death is given in brackets on their first mention  Mediocre Moldova rolled over and Wales cruised to a comfortable 4-0 victory …

Portugal 2 Wales 0

Awesome, amazing, astounding…and other # superlatives…and that’s just the ones beginning with ‘A’! I’m looking at it this way: by reaching the semi-finals and losing 2-0 Wales exactly matched the achievement …